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Dominator of Destruction vs Pepsi
Cola Kid
6'-10", 322 lbs — 6'-2",
322 lbs
(One fall singles match)
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{Match}
Dominator starts off quick with a boot
to the face of Pepsi, then follows up quickly with an elbow drop which would have been devastaging, but Pepsi gets
up quick enough to actually get into a position where he is able to thrust Dominator into the Canvas. Pepsi bounces
off the ropes, then runs toward Dominator, but by that time Dominator is back on his feet and Pepsi runs right
into Dominator, knocking Pepsi backward, stumbling a ways before he lands on the canvas. The crowd cheers as Dominator
pushes Pepsi out of the ring with his boot. He soon exits the ring himself.
{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Well, look at that! Dominator is dominating this match and it's only begun!
Lex Victor: To me this is looking to be a fairly even competition.
Knee Johnson: Well, Lex, Dominator is ruling the match for now, so
call it that way.
Lex Victor: Oh yeah! Pepsi just bashed Dominator in the face with
that cube of Pepsi! That seems to have taken it's toll on Dominator pretty quick!
Knee Johnson: Oh yeah! Pepsi's doin' it now! Pepsi is dominating
this match!
Lex Victor: {sigh} Well, whatever. I think you guys should start
looking at the overall match.
Frenchie Parker: Yeah! Because Pepsi is going to win!
Lex Victor: We'll see.
{match}
Pepsi has just bulldogged Dominator's
face right on to the cube of Pepsi. It appears that this time he has opened a wound on Dominator's forehead, but
Pepsi keeps going with vicious boots to the back of his head while he is still laying on the cube. Pepsi, now realizing
that he is about to be counted out, slides back into the ring, but as he does so, Dominator reaches for him and
pulls him back out. Dominator now picks up a very shocked and fearful looking Pepsi Cola Kid in a gorilla press
slam, then drops him to the ground in a way that his face hits the cube of Pepsi, cutting a gash across Pepsi's
forehead. He hit so hard, in fact, that the cardboard cube tore open and a couple cans of Pepsi fell out. Dominator
picks one up and bashes it into the face of the Kid, causing the can to spray Pepsi all over the place. In some
places on the matting outside the ring, blood can be seen mingling with the Pepsi. Pepsi's face is now a bloody
mess as Dominator picks him up and throws him back in the ring through the bottom rope.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Dominator
has just really turned things around here and he is looking pretty darn mad! Oh, and a devastating clothesline
brought Pepsi to the ground once again! He's going for a cover. One! Two! Nope. Pepsi barely kicked out that time.
Pepsi has quite a bloody face after that incident outside the ring.
Knee Johnson: Oh yeah, Lex! Man this is getting extreme! And this
is totally to the advantage of the big man, Dominator!
Frenchie Parker: Pepsi is one of the most resilient athletes here, though.
He's also all business when he gets in that ring. He doesn't fool around, ya know.
Lex Victor: Yeah, Frenchie. Well, there's Dominator coming off
the ropes again, oh wow! Pepsi just caught the DoD with a spinning heel kick which floored him good! Now he's going
for a cover of his own... but no, he didn't get anything! Dominator kicked out with authority!
Knee Johnson: He must have thrown Pepsi half way across the ring!
{match}
Pepsi is getting back up to his feet
as Dominator comes by with a clothesline which Pepsi ducks, then he grabs Dominator and attempts a side suplex.
Pepsi tries with all his strength, but he can't quite get Dominator all the way off the ground. Dominator shakes
him off, then clotheslines him over the top rope to heavy cheering from the crowd. He then steps out himself, but
as soon as he gets to the floor, Pepsi executes a drop toe hold which sends Dominator chin first into a commentary
table. He seems to be in a lot of pain after that.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Wow!
This has been quite a sea-saw matchup here! I really don't think it is possible to say just who is going to win
at this point.
Frenchie Parker: Yeah, Lex. But Pepsi is really taking it to Dominator!
Knee Johnson: Dominator isn't finished just yet, guys. Ouch! The
Pepsi Cola Kid just took that cube of Pepsi and broke the whole box over Dominator's head! Look at all those Pepsi
cans all over the floor! The referee should disqualify Pepsi for that!
Lex Victor: Pepsi sure is getting physical with Dominator. He's
grabbing Dominator now... and he just threw him back down to the floor. Dominator is on his knees now as he tries
getting back to his feet. Pepsi is already back in the ring.
{match}
Pepsi starts taunting the crowd while
he is in the ring and the crowd again reacts negatively. As Pepsi is standing there, Dominator of Destruction has
gotten back up and is now standing behind the kid. Dominator taps the Kid on his shoulder and he turns around and
is shocked to see Dominator standing right behind him. Dominator kicks Pepsi in the gut, then sets him up for a
powerbomb, but the Beantown Bully suddenly comes from out of nowhere and hits Dominator over the head with the
World belt. The referee immediately sees this and signals the end of the match. Meanwhile, Pepsi and Beantown are
stomping a mud hole into Dominator, but Jason Agony and Glass Tiger suddenly arrive on the scene, prompting Pepsi
and Beantown to quickly get out of the ring. They are now both outside the ring laughing at Dominator, Agony, and
Tiger whom the referee is holding back. The ring announcer then steps in the ring and makes an announcement.
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, as a result of a disqualification...
Dominator of Destruction!
The crowd cheers as the decision is announced as Beantown and Pepsi make their way back to the locker room.
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Dominator of Destruction by disqualification
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{commentary}
{cut to shot of commentary table}
Lex Victor: Well,
with these two rival factions running rampant here in the CNWF², it is nearly impossible to have a fair match
when members of both sides are in the ring, in this case, Pepsi Cola and Dominator.
Frenchie Parker: That's so true, Lex. I think we all saw this coming.
Funny, though, how MoB is based so much on Boston, but PCK for one is from Colorado.
Knee Johnson: Yeah. I mean you're right, man. Speaking of Colorado,
I think I'm going to go tap the Rockies during this commercial break!
Lex Victor: I thought you were a Budweiser man, Knee.
Knee Johnson: It depends what mood I'm in, Lex. We just saw Pepsi
put on a great match and he's from Colorado, so I gotta get myself some Coors Light!
Lex Victor: Um... yeah. Whatever. Anyway, it's time for a commercial
break, so we'll be right back, so don't touch that remote!
Stay tuned for more CNWF² action when we return!